Episodes

Monday Apr 05, 2021
Thirty Rotten Scoundrels
Monday Apr 05, 2021
Monday Apr 05, 2021
It's 2021, the country is still in lockdown (though apparently some people haven't got that memo), and David and The Hand are back with their first episode of The Blessed Geeks' Podcast of the year.
In this episode, learn loads and loads of things about Disney for no reason, learn which film franchise The Hand considers to be the best ever, ask yourself if boycotting Disney+ is really the answer, and as a very special treat, just for you - yes, YOU!...partake in the first ever Blessed Geeks' Sing-Along. This episode...Be Prepared from The Lion King. (Or The "Loin" King, if you don't proof-read)
Time Codes:
Intro ---------- 0.00
Nerdsplurge - 14.45
News --------- 35.09

Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
It's Christmas Time, Mistle-Two And Nine
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Well they've done it again. David and The Hand have returned with yet another Christmas episode of The Blessed Geeks' Podcast, and guess what! The Hand has created a whole new feature! No one quite understands it, and the scoring system requires a PHD in both, thermal dynamics and contemplative physics. But he's trying, bless him.
In this episode, learn about what telescopes should really be called when they don't make use of the "Tele" part of one's body. Learn about Japanese asteroid-landing best-practice. And, as always, immerse yourself fully in some freshly splurged nerdings.
Oh - and have a fantastic merry Christmas. Be safe!
Time Codes
Intro__________________________________________________________________0.00
Nerdsplurge_________________________________________________________10.45
Odd One In__________________________________________________________24.20
News________________________________________________________________48.44

Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
Episode 2-8,T'Wooooo
Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
Roll up, Roll up! Feast your ears on this! It's The Blessed Geek's Podcast - Episode 28!!!
Learn about digital sushi, learn about Dolphins going where no dolphin has gone before, learn how to formulate the mass of the moon (providing you assume it to be perfectly round and not all holey), and learn what David would do with unlimited money!
Also, The Hand still believes that man has been to the moon, and David is hopeful that a certain future DCEU film may save the franchise. Yeah, they're both living in fantasy worlds.
Time Codes
Intro | 0.00 |
Nerdsplurge |
6.42 |
Anniversary Game | 22.57 |
News | 37.34 |
Twisted Vista | 1:17.50 |

Wednesday May 27, 2020
Stairway 2 S'heaven
Wednesday May 27, 2020
Wednesday May 27, 2020
'Tis the day before David's birthday
And all through the house
Not a creature is stirring
Because everyone's stuck at home with the bloody lockdown!
Excellent news! David has arranged for The Hand to partake in this episode of The Blessed Geeks' Podcast via the skype (once he works out how to use it). In this episode, aswell as Nerdsplurge and the news, David, the utter genius that he is (The Hand is writing this), has come up with a fantastic new game - The Anniversary Game! Listen to learn more!
Also learn about satellites, why Santa will soon be living in the South pole, get the latest info about the new Atari VCS games console, and learn what you're really saying when you claim that your day has gone "Tits up".
Best of all, experience The Hand's new jingle, in all it's "Musical" glory!
SHOWNOTES
Intro.........…………………..0.00
Nerdsplurge………………….8.18
Anniversary Game...….27.21
News........…......……….39.34
Links........………………1.16.54

Thursday May 07, 2020
Episode Have You Had Your Twenty-Six?
Thursday May 07, 2020
Thursday May 07, 2020
The world is falling apart, The Hand is in lockdown and geeks all over the Blessed Geekdom are crying out - "Who will save us from this monotony?" "Where is a hero when we need one?"
Well panic no more, Blessed Geeks. David has returned, alone this time, but still he has arrived with a bag full of dreams and 2 pieces of paper with things to discuss - Yes! Episode 26 of The Blessed Geeks' Podcast is here!
Show Notes
Intro____________________________0.00
Nerdsplurge______________________3.07
News____________________________8.16
Review Corner Of Solitude__________13.46
Today, learn about weather forecasting bees, how to avoid having a nightmare, and how to take the initiative when confronted by a yobbish meercat!
Also, find out what the future has instore for cinematic releases, and then wander down to The Review Corner Of Solitude, pull up a beanbag, and listen to why David prefers The Boys comics to the telly programme. Spoiler Warning - There are spoilers! for the series and the comics

Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Review Corner Of Solitude Episode 4 - "Star Trek: Picard"
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
Sunday Mar 29, 2020
David and The Hand discuss the latest offering from the Star Trek big wigs - Star Trek: Picard. They also go off on many tangents. It's a wonderful journey of discovery - you should join them. Pack a lunch!
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!

Saturday Mar 14, 2020
Episode Twofivers
Saturday Mar 14, 2020
Saturday Mar 14, 2020
Episode 25 of The Blessed Geeks' Podcast is FINALLY here! While you're all wrapped up in your duvets, feeling sorry for yourselves in mid-isolation while the "Miley Cyrus" runs rampant, cheer yourselves up with this little episode.
Learn how to protect your cow from random lion attacks, learn how to blow a huge gaping hole in a galaxy, learn how The Borg were very nearly not as good as they are, and learn why The Hand won't survive an apocalypse!
Show Notes
Intro________________________0.00
Nerdsplurge__________________7.04
Twisted Vista_________________29.25
News_____________________1:02.18
Links_____________________1:39.37

Thursday Feb 20, 2020
Review Corner Of Solitude Episode 3 - The Rise Of Skywalker
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
Thursday Feb 20, 2020
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!
Blessed Geeks' Podcast, Supplemental. Episode 3. The Rise Of Starkiller Skywalker.
Well, David and The Hand (Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Haaaaaand) went to watch the latest and not at all greatest episode of the Star Wars saga. And some nice things were to be said for it. You can count them on one hand, but hey, progress is progress is progress.
Before listening to this episode, if you have not yet seen Rise Of Skywalker, please keep in mind the following two things:
1) This episode is littered with spoilers
2) David and The Hand envy you
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!

Saturday Feb 08, 2020
Episode May The TWENTY FOURce Be With You
Saturday Feb 08, 2020
Saturday Feb 08, 2020
Gret news! David and The Hand have finally recovered from the festive period and are back with the 24th episode of The Blessed Geeks' Podcast!
As well as the usual suspects, marvel at the utter audacity of The Hand as he "impersonates" Darth Vader for a very special Star Wars themed instalment of Skew-My-Whiff!
Then later, listen to David bang on about Marvel Crisis Protocol - on and on and on. And on...
Time Codes
Intro_______________________0.00
Catch Up____________________1.46
Nerdsplurge_________________19.49
Skew-My-Whiff_______________36.50
News_______________________49.03
Links______________________1:17.31

Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
SUPPLEMENTAL: Review Corner Of Solitude Episode 2 - "Klaus"
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
There's a new Christmas film on the net flix and it tells the story of why we send letters to Santa every year. David and The Hand discuss this film and yes, there are spoilers.